night nurse

[mrsjinx]

A very tired nurse walks into a bank,

totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a cheque,

she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse

and tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake,

she looks at the flabbergasted teller,

and without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....that's just great....
Some ashole's got my pen!'